i HATE Christmas

For starters, i let my mouse it was giving me the shits. Then like 2 hours later the cat ate it. I laughed.
But anyway i hate christmas. Remember back in the day how you got all excited cause you knew that santa was coming? And you would spend all day playing with all the presents you got. But then as you get older you find out that santa isnt real : and then christmas isnt as fun. Then when i was about 12 thats when i relised christmas is a piece of shit. Like this christmas, what did i do? Hmm lets see, i stayed up the night before and got pissed. Even that wasnt as fun as it should be. Then i woke up at like 11 on christmas and opened present and went to the beach. Woopty Dooo! Christmas was shit. Especially that everyone was in a shitty mood.
Even easter isnt as fun. Or when i lose a tooth ( i havent lost a tooth in ages, but thats not the point). My childhood was ruined. Oh thankyou mum!
So i have decided that when i have kids im never going to tell them that all those things arnt real, then that way they can be excited when all those things happen. So they wont be bored when it comes to days like that. Even though it will happen later on, i prefer them to figure it out for themselves.
The only thing i get excited about is my birthday. Only cause im closer till i turn 18 !!!!! Woo. when that day comes, ahh ill be cheering.
Hmm well im hungry.
Peace